Their Better Side

Helen. Lower right in the front row.

The 'rents. Niles. 1963

The 'rents. Circa 1969. Opening Night at the Playhouse

The 'rents off to the Emmy Awards. May 1968

The 'rents. Mausoleum. February 1968

Robitussin. The New Cure for NPH?

It may just be that Robitussin is the cure for Normal Pressure Hydrocephalus. Please do not quote me. This is all a simple little observation. Twice in the last eight weeks Mother has been sick with some kind of deep wet cough. It is non-productive so I suspect it is heart related. For the rest of us healthy folk it would probably be like bronchitis. Anyway, she has taken Robitussin both times she has had this pesky, little, naggy, long lasting congestiveheartfailurecough. (I spell it altogether like that so it won't really be true, even though that's probably what it really is. Thank you WooLee.)  So I have been giving her Robitussin because she can't take the real cough syrup, you know, the Liquid Gold, that we all go for when we have bronchial issues. So I happened to notice that after she has gone through three + bottles, when she actually takes it, not only does it quell her cough, but she is more "present". My god! Could it be that the alcohol in the cough syrup is actually drying out the cerebral fluid in her brain and making her normal? I decided to use her as a guinea pig and purchase non-alcohol Robitussin this time around. Sure enough, she was totally lost. Memory shot. When that bottle was empty, I purchased the kind with a taaaaaad bit o' alcohol in it. Guess what? She is somewhat present.

Alcohol dries out the brain. So her fluid must be sucked dry with the syrup. MediCare doesn't want to fix her shunt...? She can just swig the 'tussin every now and again. Then MediCare can pay for the Betty.


Interesting. Very, very interesting.

People, this is a joke. She will NOT be swigging the syrup unless she needs it.

Inspector Clouseau Called...

...He wants his gear back.

She is hooked on Lotto Scratchers. This typical outfit you see worn for "scratching" consists of a hat and magnifying glass. The hat is to shield the eyes from any shadows or glare that may be cast by overhead lighting. The magnifying glass is for... well, to see if there is a winner.